you know you are fat when..

1 there is no clear depression above the collarbone
2. your stomach forms big lumps instead of little folds when u sit down
3. your feet are about 15 t0 20 cm apart and u can still feel your thighs touching
4. you feel resistance when tilting your chin towards your chest, or worse still double chin appears
5. you cannot find your hipbones, even when you're lying down
6. when you clench and unclench your fists, you can barely make out the bones that extend from the knucles to the wrist
7. cheek fats pop out when you're smiling
8. your arm changes in shape (becomes wider) when you press your elbows closer to your body
9. bat wings appear when you wear tight tube tops
10. people try to convince you have heavy bones
11. you never feel cold due to natural insulation
12. you bend over, you need to drive your finger deep towards the belly before u finally reach something hard


damn.